Windows

So, I said this on Reditt once but apparently nobody cared. So, get ready for this bombshell......

WINDOWS ARE ONLY WINDOWS IF THEY CAN OPEN.

So, basically, what I have to say is. If a window does not open, it is just a glass wall. Let me explain.

Firstly, window definition. "An opening in the wall or roof of a building or vehicle, fitted with glass in a frame to admit light or air and allow people to see out." As you can see, in the definition it says opening. This means that if the window does not open it is not a window.

Now some people wrongly beleive, that seeing through it makes it a window. I beg to differ. If i cut a hole in the window, and then put a glass bottle in it, does that mean that I have a window made out of a glass bottle?? No it just means I can look through a glass bottle. If a window does not open then there is nothing that seperates it from a wall. Think about it, if you can't get fresh air from a window then it does not serve it's purpose. It says it in the definition.

Furthermore, those one way windows are not windows. Or maybe they are half windows??? What I mean is, how can something be a window if you can only see through it one way. That's dumb. If I look in a window, and I see myself in it and I can't see through the other end, that means it is a mirror, and you should go to jail for fraud.

I am going to sart lying to people and saying that the real name for these fake windows are "glass walls", because a window has to open. Hopefully, my charisma and charm can convince people that I am not lying.

This has been on my mind for awhile. In fact, I vaguely remember being the only person to point to the window in that one nursery rhyme. Everyone else pointed to a GLASS WALL!!!!! I guess that was when I knew I was destined for greatness.

That's all I have to say for now.